so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
