He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
