Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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