So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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