Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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