SEEEEXXX PLEASE
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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