How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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