i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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