i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
only if we run a train.
done.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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