I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize