You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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