Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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