she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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