I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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