Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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