I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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