Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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