May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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