Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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