is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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