Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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