I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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