I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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