When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He literally asked permission to hit on me
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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