Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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