Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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