i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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