My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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