They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
