can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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