I can't breathe out the right side of my face
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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