i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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