I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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