hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Is Oprah even human
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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