Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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