we have officially lost it.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
