she woke up with a sticky ear
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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