allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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