never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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