Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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