Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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