i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Damn victory sex feels great
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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