He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
this hospital has no fireball
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
