In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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