yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
be right there i have to get my cape
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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