did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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