I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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