she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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