Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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