lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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