It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
A bitchslap is in order.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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