She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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