1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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